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Uniforms are essential to the success of every Wildlife Control Professional

I’ve been trying to get the 07 Marc Jacobs Vans pretty much since they sold out/day after they came out. I got screwed the first two times I tried to get them off ebay but I finally found a pair on pickyourshoes.com in my size. I fell asleep last night watching an old episode of Dirty Jobs and had a glimpse of what’s in store for me tomorrow after the UPS lady comes up the drive. The opening credits were totally new. instead of Faith No More’s “We Care a Lot” the theam song was a Remix Artist Collective version of Foreigners “Dirty White Boy” and instead of showing various shots of various dirty jobs, it was just a bunch of clips from that show Full Frontal Fashion spliced together with some random street shots in Williamsburg. So then the dream fast forwards a little to my segment where Mike Rowe’s walking threw a second floor hallway introducing my job.  But instead of carhartts he’s wearing girl jeans and has the T2 Edward Furlong haircut. All of a sudden the camera slowmoe’s on the panel for the attic pull down stairs and Steve Aoki - Bring It On starts blasting. Then after the appropriate dramatic pause the pull down ladder drops and a cloud of smoke with strobe lights behind it pours down the steps. The first thing you see out of the smoke are my white/gunmetal oldskool Vans X Jacobs coming at the camera (with a fish-eye lense), then through the chaos you start to make out a Hysteric Glamour t-shirt.  finally you see me sporting my tortoise shell wayfarers cradling a raccoon in one arm, and fist pumping my other arm in the air to the beat.

I don’t remeber to much after that, but I don’t have to.  The seed has already been planted.  Look out Discovery chanel, 08’s going to be a big year. 

Go here to download Steve Aoki - Bring it on

http://blog.datasapiens.net/2008/02/pillowface-and-his-airplane-chronicles/

And while your at it go to thecobrasnake.com and pick up the full album      Pillowface and His Airplane Chronicles

I don’t know about you, but just looking at them gives me some heavy movement

THE DIRT BIKE! THE HAIR! My childhood!                                               (at least as I like to remember it)

Michael Vick's Dogs are so Hot Right Now!

Move over Britney, Lohan you are so 2007. Amature hour is over girls, there is a new Pack of buzz-worthy rehabers breaking out onto the scene.

What happens when you take 22 of the most buzz worthy doggs and bitchs with a natural talent for throwing down, the deep emotional scars inflicted by the NFLs most promising quarterback/ most hated celebrity inmate in America, a dinamite team of professional television cameramen, the tree hugging Nellies of the largest no kill shelter in America, and Utah’s unforgiving desert.  DOGTOWN the gripping new made for TV series documenting the emotional rollercoaster that is… dog rehab! 

This is the true story… of twenty two dogs… picked to live in the desert.. and have their lives taped… to find out what happens when dogs stop being polite… and start getting real…DOGTOWN.

Fridays at 9:00pm only on the national geographic channel 

This isn’t how dogs who make it onto Dogtown act. I don’t want to hear it, America doesn’t love to buzz about won’t fightdogs!

Punxsutawney Phil says "fuck the weather, six more weeks of ragging!"

It’s February 2nd and that means it’s time once again to take a knee and chug a tall boy in honer of our favorite BAD BOY of the marmot family.

On a consistent basis I’ve been amazed at the cool points groundhogs manage to rack up when I go out on calls. I’ll show up at a house and I’ll find them passed out in the front seat after braking into a car, and I’ve even found one hanging out in hot tub snarling and holding it’s ground anytime someone approached.  You thought you and your college buddy’s knew how to leave a party signature on a house, these guy’s get all their buddy’s to come out and collapse the house.  It’s like AWK’s music is a way of life for whistle pigs.  The affiliation with Bill Murray alone earned them a place on the hot list.

Photo’s from this mornings Puxsutawney debauch-fest kickoff

Translation = let’s get this orgy started! 

“I’m gonna make her squeal like a Whistle Pig”

Phil’s bringing back Dr, Seuss hat’s in a BIG WAY. And I, for one, am on board.

Groundhogs days not complete without the official ”fuck the police” barker

The man who need’s no introductions, himself 

WCO's...I DON'T GET IT? part 1

(WCO = Wildlife Control Operator)

(ACO = Animal Control Operator)

What’s so hype worthy about the dog catcher you ask … only one of the best untapped resources that will give your Gen-Y friends some heavy movement when you throw it in at your next obscure reference focus group.

David Cronenberg’s RABID

Cronenberg references always go over big, ACO’s were appointed by municipalities for the soul purpose of rabies control. This movie was Cronenberg’s homage to these unsung heros, and he opened the publics eyes to the reality that you don’t catch rabies from getting bit by a dog but rather from a giant stinger that shoots out of Marilyn Chambers armpit like an erection.

David Cronenberg’s theatrical version of NAKED LUNCH

this movie showed us it was cool to be exterminator cheek in 91 but then the whole heroin cheek thing stepped in and shooting up pesticides was left in the dust.

PREDICTION: Chasing the cockroach, in 08, is going to come back in a big way!

also this will be accompanied by the insectuality movement, sparked by the recent success of the critically acclaimed documentary ZOO